Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper.
Reese Witherspoon is also on my list. The really good list.
So thrilled The Hangover won. Funniest. Movie. Ever.
Fat Jesus not at the awards. How can that be?
Has Arnold had some work done? His face is too smooth.
Mickey Rourke. I don’t even know where to begin.
Sandra Bullock also on my list. But her dress is awful. Loved that she teared up at the end of her speech.
Robert Downey Jr has the best speech of the night! He gets better looking with age.
Jodie Foster looks fab!
Ricky takes a shot at Mel Gibson and his drinking “issue.” I actually think Mel’s been drinking tonight. He’s leaning sideways.
James Cameron looks like a fool with long gray hair. What an arrogant ass, too.
Holla! Glee wins! Glee wins! Glee wins! I can sleep happy tonight!
Glee creator thanks his fake sexy teen cast. This is why I love my gays.
Marty Scorsese is aging VERY well.
Leo DiCaprio just doesn’t do it for me. Too much of a baby face.
I’ve only seen one Scorsese film in my life - Cape Fear. Must fix this.
I did not like that the Scorsese tribute ended with a promo for his next film. Shameless.
Why is Julia Roberts sitting with Paul McCartney?
AT&T - I beg you. Please replace Luke Wilson as your spokesperson. Perhaps Bradley Cooper?
Jane Lynch was robbed. Simple as that.
I don’t like Chloe Sevigney.
Halle Berry just got added to my list. You know which list I’m talking about.
There’s not been enough Ricky Gervais.
Did Emily Blunt have her teeth capped? She looks a little different than she did in The Devil Wears Prada. I’m jealous she’s marrying Jim Halpert.
Sophia Loren looks amazing. Just wish she’d update her eyewear. Those frames and tinted lenses are about 20 years old.
One shouldered dresses are obviously the trend this season. Not sure it works for everyone. I’m talking to you Amy Poehler.
TAYLOR LAUTNER. Turns 18 in 25 days. I’m just sayin’.
No sign of Bradley Cooper yet. Golden Globes FAIL.
I like Cameron Diaz’s dress, but not the color. Perhaps a shade of purple would be better?
Ricky Gervais - “This next category is a bit of a downer. It’s about writers.”
"It’s not the words you say, it’s how good you look when you’re saying them."
Jen Anistion and Gerard Butler looked uncomfortable together. Perhaps those dating rumors were true?
Camera work is WAY shaky tonight. Literally.
Jason Reitman needs a hair cut.
What is up with Ashton Kutcher’s hair?
Helen Mirren is a stunning lady.
I don’t know that I could watch “Precious’ without having a breakdown. I’m too fragile for movies like that.
When did facial hair make a comeback? Like - full beards? Not a fan.
Did Kevin Bacon’s eyes get bluer? And how proud was Kyra? I love their love story.
I’m in love with Drew Barrymore’s dress. So appropriate considering her role in Grey Gardens.
Verve is an underused word. I’m gonna use that tomorrow.
Notice that they’re not playing Meryl off with music.
Honest, compassionate speech from Meryl (also now known as T-Bone).
Amy Adams’ shoes are fantastic.
James Brolin suddenly looks 50 years old.
If I’m nominated for an award, I’m gonna make sure I know how to get to the stage BEFORE my category is announced so I don’t look like a goofball trying to find my way. My PR person is also gonna make sure I know what the path is.
Meryl Streep looks good tonight - sometimes she looks older than she is. Love me some T-Bone Streep.
Christina Aguilera and Cher are looking hot. Love Christina’s hairdo. And Cher - I just love everything about her. I want to be her. Or Dolly Parton.
Need to see so many movies - particularly intrigued by The Single Man.
Don’t like the Oscar Mayer ad - seems out of place. When was the last time Clooney ate bologna? Probably never.