January 17, 2010
Golden Globes continued…

  • Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper.
  • Reese Witherspoon is also on my list. The really good list.
  • So thrilled The Hangover won. Funniest. Movie. Ever.
  • Fat Jesus not at the awards. How can that be?
  • Has Arnold had some work done? His face is too smooth.
  • Mickey Rourke. I don’t even know where to begin.
  • Sandra Bullock also on my list. But her dress is awful. Loved that she teared up at the end of her speech.
  • Robert Downey Jr has the best speech of the night! He gets better looking with age.

January 17, 2010
Golden Globes continued…

  • Jodie Foster looks fab!
  • Ricky takes a shot at Mel Gibson and his drinking “issue.” I actually think Mel’s been drinking tonight. He’s leaning sideways.
  • James Cameron looks like a fool with long gray hair. What an arrogant ass, too.
  • Holla! Glee wins! Glee wins! Glee wins! I can sleep happy tonight!
  • Glee creator thanks his fake sexy teen cast. This is why I love my gays.

January 17, 2010
Golden Globes continued…

  • Marty Scorsese is aging VERY well.
  • Leo DiCaprio just doesn’t do it for me. Too much of a baby face.
  • I’ve only seen one Scorsese film in my life - Cape Fear. Must fix this.
  • I did not like that the Scorsese tribute ended with a promo for his next film. Shameless.
  • Why is Julia Roberts sitting with Paul McCartney?

January 17, 2010
Golden Globes continued…

  • AT&T - I beg you. Please replace Luke Wilson as your spokesperson. Perhaps Bradley Cooper?
  • Jane Lynch was robbed. Simple as that.
  • I don’t like Chloe Sevigney.
  • Halle Berry just got added to my list. You know which list I’m talking about.

January 17, 2010
Golden Globes continued…

  • There’s not been enough Ricky Gervais.
  • Did Emily Blunt have her teeth capped? She looks a little different than she did in The Devil Wears Prada. I’m jealous she’s marrying Jim Halpert.
  • Sophia Loren looks amazing. Just wish she’d update her eyewear. Those frames and tinted lenses are about 20 years old.
  • One shouldered dresses are obviously the trend this season. Not sure it works for everyone. I’m talking to you Amy Poehler.
  • TAYLOR LAUTNER. Turns 18 in 25 days. I’m just sayin’.

January 17, 2010
Golden Globes continued…

  • No sign of Bradley Cooper yet. Golden Globes FAIL.
  • I like Cameron Diaz’s dress, but not the color. Perhaps a shade of purple would be better?
  • Ricky Gervais - “This next category is a bit of a downer. It’s about writers.”
  • "It’s not the words you say, it’s how good you look when you’re saying them."
  • Jen Anistion and Gerard Butler looked uncomfortable together. Perhaps those dating rumors were true?
  • Camera work is WAY shaky tonight. Literally.
  • Jason Reitman needs a hair cut.
  • What is up with Ashton Kutcher’s hair?

January 17, 2010
Golden Globes continued…

  • Helen Mirren is a stunning lady.
  • I don’t know that I could watch “Precious’ without having a breakdown. I’m too fragile for movies like that.
  • When did facial hair make a comeback? Like - full beards? Not a fan.
  • Did Kevin Bacon’s eyes get bluer? And how proud was Kyra? I love their love story.
  • I’m in love with Drew Barrymore’s dress. So appropriate considering her role in Grey Gardens.

January 17, 2010
Golden Globes continued…

  • Verve is an underused word. I’m gonna use that tomorrow.
  • Notice that they’re not playing Meryl off with music.
  • Honest, compassionate speech from Meryl (also now known as T-Bone).

January 17, 2010
Golden Globes continued…

  • Amy Adams’ shoes are fantastic.
  • James Brolin suddenly looks 50 years old.
  • If I’m nominated for an award, I’m gonna make sure I know how to get to the stage BEFORE my category is announced so I don’t look like a goofball trying to find my way. My PR person is also gonna make sure I know what the path is.
  • Meryl Streep looks good tonight - sometimes she looks older than she is. Love me some T-Bone Streep.

January 17, 2010
Golden Globes continued…

  • Christina Aguilera and Cher are looking hot. Love Christina’s hairdo. And Cher - I just love everything about her. I want to be her. Or Dolly Parton.
  • Need to see so many movies - particularly intrigued by The Single Man.
  • Don’t like the Oscar Mayer ad - seems out of place. When was the last time Clooney ate bologna? Probably never.